Sunday, December 27, 2015
Saturday, December 26, 2015
LMAO!! When you mix oshogbo weed with burukutu LOL!!
Friday, December 25, 2015
MERRY CHRISTMAS WISHES TO ALL RPY READERS.
Thursday, December 24, 2015
LOL!! Old Woman beats husband for farting in bed
arrested earlier this month for domestic battery after
allegedly attacking her husband for farting in bed,
according to WPTV.com.
Dawn Meikle, 55 was sleeping with her husband when the
flatulence flap occurred around 3:20 a.m , according to
police records.
Meikle's husband told police that she started assaulting
him when he passed gas.
“Dawn began kicking him and eventually kicked him out
of their bed,” according to an affidavit obtained by
TCPalm.com.
The husband waited a few moments to clear the air (so to speak) before getting back in bed again.
After he released gas again, the man said his wife started elbowing and kicking him again, according to the website.
During police questioning, Dawn said that she had “asked Donald several times to stop passing gas in their bed.” But when his flatulence persisted, Dawn admitted, she “began elbowing and kicking him.” Dawn suffered a bloody lip in the fracas, but she told police that Donald “was restraining me and somehow my lip got split open.”
After a scuffle, Dawn Meikle told police she ran to the
bathroom to call 911. She discharged a canister of pepper spray in the bedroom, according to the Miami Herald.
Meikle was charged with misdemeanor domestic battery and taken to the St. Lucie County jail, according to CBS12.com.
She was later released.
LMAO!! NAIJA FATHER CHRISTMAS HUSTLE
NEW MIX: DJ CLASSIX ON THE WHEELS
Sunday, August 16, 2015
Bishop David Oyedepo marks 33rd wedding anniversary
Sunday, August 02, 2015
President Buhari says Boko Haram will be deafeated in the next 5 months
President Muhammadu Buhari has said that Boko Haram will be defeated hopeful by end of this year.
Buhari made this statement in Cotonou, during a gala lunch held in honour by the President of Benin Republic, Boni Yayi.
He expressed optimism that the Multi-national Joint Task Force, MNJTF launched in Cameroon on Thursday would start yielding fruits soon.
This is as Yayi who described his country as the 37th State of Nigeria assured president Buhari that 800 troops would be contributed to the Joint Task Force by his country in the all-out-assault on insurgents.
While commending the gesture by Yayi, Buhari said "I assure you that we will defeat Boko Haram by the end of this year".
President Buhari who was on a one-day official visit to Cotonou as the special guest of honour at the 55th independence anniversary of Benin Republic was bestowed with the national honor of the Republic of Benin.
Nigeria's president recalled that both countries have maintained peace over the years even when he was a military Head of State.
He said:
"I am impressed by your concern and critical approaches by increasing your contributions to the multinational task force of the Lake Chad Commission. This is a great sacrifice on the part of the Benin Republic....
"Even in my first coming into office under a different arrangement, we have learnt to live in peace with our neighbours. Within the week I was sworn in, I went to Niger, Chad. I was supposed to go to Cameroon but I was summoned by the G7 leaders to brief them about the security situation in Nigeria concerning Boko Haram which declared allegiance to ISIS which gives it international dimension".
HOW JUSTIN BIEBER MADE MUSIC WITH MARIAH CAREY AND FRENCH MONTANA.
French Montana, Mariah Carey and Justin Bieber created a song together, according to TMZ. The Coke Boys rapper and Carey were in a Hollywood studio collaborating for a song when Bieber came along. He listened to what they were working on and liked what he heard. He went into the booth and recorded some vocals on top of the track. The website says that Kylie Jenner was also present for the session.
Bishop David Oyedepo : Experiencing The Wonders In God ’ s Word
mystery. As it is written: “Then opened He their understanding that they might understand the scriptures” (Luke 24:45; see also Psalm 119:18).
Again, it is written, “Arise and shine, because your light has come.” The effect of that light is what empowers us to outshine those around us, so that kings begin to come to the brightness of our rising. This is because revelation has the power to change the story of any man supernaturally (Isaiah 60:1-3,8,22)
Furthermore, the Bible says: For there is hope of a tree, if it be cut down, that it will sprout again, and that the tender branch thereof will not cease. Though the root thereof wax old in the earth, and the stock thereof die in the ground; Yet through the scent of water it will bud, and bring forth boughs like a plant (Job 14:7-9;see also:Isaiah 55:1, 11; Ephesians 5:26 ).
“Water” in the above scripture means the Word of God, as it is written: That he might sanctify and cleanse it with the washing of water by the word (Ephesians 5:26). This helps to know that every encounter with God’s Word in a certain aspect of lives, springs up a new beginning in same.
Also, we must recognise that God’s Word is pregnant with wonders and this is why all miracles, signs and wonders are direct confirmations of the Word. For instance, the Centurion who came to Jesus saying: “I am not worthy for You to come to my house, just speak the Word ONLY and my servant shall be healed.’ The Bible says that as the
Word went forth, his servant was healed the selfsame hour. This validates the fact that God’s Word is truly pregnant with wonders (Matthew 8:8,10-13 Mark 16:20).
Therefore, Let us examine some of the Wonders imbedded in God’s Word.
The Word of God is the carrier of the Power of God: God’s Word carries the Spirit of Power; therefore, when we receive and believe the revealed Word, we are empowered to become what the Word says (Romans 1:16; John 1:12; Job 22:21-27) .
The Word of God opens new chapters to our Destiny: The Word opens our lives to new levels, as in the case of Joseph when his word came, a new chapter was opened to him. The Word has power to spark up a new beginning
in our lives, no matter how uncertain or unthinkable it may appear (Psalm 105:17-22; Job 14:7-9).
Supernatural Victory : When we are armed with what is written, we supernaturally gain command of the happenings
around us. This is because the Word of God is the sword of the Spirit, and no force in hell can withstand His
authority. For instance, when Satan tempted Jesus, He fired back saying, “It is written” first, second and third time
after which satan gave up. Supernatural victory is domiciled in the Word because God still upholds all things by the
power of His Word till now(Ephesians 6:17; Mathew 4:1-14; Hebrews 1:3; Matthew 21:44).
Supernatural Breakthrough: This is provoked by applied revelation. When we encounter the light of the Word, and
walk in the same, we supernaturally dominate the powers of darkness which culminates in our supernatural
breakthrough. When we put on the armour of light, we become the envy of the world around us as His glory
continues to distinguish us empowering us for a colourful flight, turning a little one among us to a thousand and a
small one, a strong nation. It is interesting to know that everything we need is in the Bible; what we lack is the
commitment to search them out (Isaiah 60:1-22; Matthew 21:24; Jeremiah 23:29; 1John 1:1-5,9).
Signs & Wonders: From the mystery of creation, we understand that God’s Word truly creates solutions
supernaturally. This is why signs and wonders is all about creating supernatural solutions to the bugging
questions of life (Genesis 1:1-3; Mark 16:20; Acts 14:3).
But, what does it takes to Access the Wonders in the Word?
First, one must be born again : “Wonders” here connote mysteries, and mysteries are God’s secrets imbedded
in biblical stories. Everyone can understand the stories of scriptures but only the redeemed can access the
mysteries thereof. The stories are made up of letters but the mysteries are made up of spirit and life (Mark
4:11; John 6: 63).
We must be filled with the Holy Ghost: The Holy Ghost is our access to the mysteries in the Word and we are
limited in access without Him (John 16:12-13; John 14:26; 1Corinthians 2:10).
We must engage in the study of the Word:We must get addicted to the study of the Word and make it our lifestyle
by feeding on the Word daily in order to stay alive and well (2 Timothy 2:15; Jeremiah 15:16; Joshua 1:8).
Friend, access to the wonders of God’s Word is unlimited for the redeemed. You can accept Jesus Christ as your
Saviour and Lord by saying this prayer: “ Lord Jesus, I come to You today. I am a sinner. Forgive me of my sins.
Cleanse me with Your precious Blood. Deliver me from sin and satan to serve the Living God. Today, I accept You
as my Lord and Saviour. Thank You Jesus for saving me! Now I know I am born again!”
For further reading, please get my books: Maximized Destiny, Making Maximum Impact, All You Need To Have All
Your Needs Met and Miracle seed. I will conclude this teaching next week.
I invite you to come and fellowship with us at the Faith Tabernacle , Canaan Land, Ota, the covenant home of
Winners. We have four services on Sundays, holding at 6:00 a.m., 7:50 a.m., 9:40 a.m. and 11:30 a.m.
respectively.
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Saturday, August 01, 2015
Okocha To Return To English Football
The former Botlon Wanderers skipper , who is the second all- time great for the Whites , was reported to have played 45 minutes for Wolverton’s reserves but is yet to say if he would stay with the club permanently .
The 41 - year - old former Paris Saint Germain midfield trojan , who played for Eintracht Frankfurt in the German Bundesliga, might complete a shock return to the football pitch if he agrees to any offer from the modest English clubside.
According to sbnation. com , Amanda Keech , chairperson of Wolverton Town , said : “ He did play 45 minutes last week for us but we can ’t say either way whether he will sign yet . He is friends with somebody who coaches at the club and could be helping out with pre - season training with the players. We will be able to say more once he has decided. ”
Okocha captained the Whites to the 2004 League Cup final for the first time in the club’ s history and was listed on FIFA ’s top 100 football players ever .
The legendary Nigerian player recently blasted Nigerian football, explaining how the country ’s round leather game became a mess.
Alibaba Shares His Encounter With A Groundnut Seller
Ali wrote posted the photo on Instagram and wrote “ That’s the babe that sells me “ granorth ”. Very witty too . She said , “OGA ali make me sef popular NAaaa!” I hope this does it for her . A handsome former governor in the south south , who also goes
through my Instagram , with a very filthy mind just asked me if the “ 2 nuts she is holding are mine ” I said yes before I realized
what he meant . Never mind . Please if you ever drive pass the front of Cool Fm, ask after her… For your own “granorth ”
Ify Okoye Shares Stunning Picture With Anita Okoye As She Marks Birthday
Thursday, July 30, 2015
Wizkid Reveals Where He Invests His Money
Asked if it bothers him that people think he ’ s arrogant , Wizkid said ;
" Bother me ? Never ! I am not bothered . Honestly I don ’t hear people saying it because anytime I go out , I show my fans great
love. I do my thing . I don ’t have problem with that because I don ’t love everybody as well. So I don ’t expect everybody to love
me too . That’s life“
Asked if he is terrible person , Wizkid said;
“ Terrible? Everyone has opinion about people . But when they say Wizkid is terrible , you need to ask them , “ Why is Wizkid a
terrible person ? What did he do ? For four years, I was making music with Samklef , everyone knew his house . I was going up
and down, shouting , Samklef Nor Ni. That’s me , I am just trying to be a good person . Whereas everyone cannot like you and
everyone cannot hate you ” he said .
Asked if fame has in anyway changed him , Wizkid said
“ No, fame has not changed Wizkid . The only thing fame has changed in Wizkid is that I added some accessories . I have got
nice chains , watches , and nice clothes. Asides that , I am still Wizkid . I no tall , still same height“
He also reacted to his recent controversy with singer Saeon ,
“ Oh really? She ’s bitter about it . I didn ’t see the allegation but I gave her hit song. I no try? I did my part . I was in the studio
with her , gave her hit song. I no try. That’s not even how much I charge for collaboration, I charge N10 million . I collected N 1 . 5
million from her because of love. I was busy , I didn ’t want to do it ” he said .
Asked about the comment that he doesn ’ t charge those he loves, Wizkid said ;
" Yeah I don ’t charge people I love. I said so but when someone is on your neck everyday for a collaboration and she offers you
money , won ’t you collect it ? If you fail to collect it , they start calling you terrible person . I am just trying to be a good guy“
On his fashion sense, Wizkid said;
'' Fresh ! Am I not looking fresh ? I have always loved chains a lot . For me , I also see chains as investment because they are gold
and diamond. You can always sell anything gold and diamond. It is like an investment for me “.
On why he loves to flaunt his accessories on social media , Wizkid said ;
"You know now . I didn ’t have accessories when I started my career . Did you see me wearing bling - bling when I did Hola at
your boi ? No! I hustled to get money to buy them and there is no crime if I show it or flaunt it to my fans because they gave me
money to buy them ” he said
On where he invests his money , Wizkid said ;
" I will say property but most importantly jewelry. Do you know how much I can sell this chain on my neck when I get broke , God
forbid? It’s money and to me it ’ s investment. I don ’t spend money on foolish things . I spend moderately . Besides I am a grown
man . I have problems too . I have a child I am taking care of . I have responsibilities , believe it or not “
Asked if he is expecting another child , Wizkid said;
" Expecting wetin? Did I tell you I am expecting a child ? Yes I didn ’t tell you guys when I was expecting my first child because
people wanted to kill me but Honestly , nothing like that I am not expecting any child now“
Asked if he is getting married anytime soon , Wizkid hissed and said “ Wedding ? No! “
Don Jazzy Takes Sides In The Drake Vs Meek Mill Saga, See Who He Supports
But, Don Jazzy has pitched in on the fight and wants to help Meek win. The Mavin Records boss, then took to Twitter to offer Meek Mill his help.
[PHOTOS] Reekado Banks Is The Cover Star Of REEL E Magazine
The Mavins Crew star is seen sitting on a couch in a denim shirt and black trousers with the words,'Reekado Banks The Chosen One’.
Mr Frosh [PHOTO] D’banj Is Dapper In Hot Pink
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[PHOTOS] Basketmouth And Family Enjoy A Day At Disneyland
Wednesday, July 29, 2015
SPORT DICE: The Hold On Tight Gossip
According to the MailOnline's transfer guru Simon Jones, 'Everton have rejected
Chelsea's latest £25million bid for John Stones'. The England defender was apparently
informed of this latest development on Tuesday.
The Toffees themselves want three players - a pacey centre-back like Dinamo Kiev's
Aleksandar Dragovic or Celtic's Virgil van Dijk, a playmaker and a striker to take some of
the pressure off Romelu Lukaku. Not long to go now, fellas...
ARSENAL TO PAY BIG FOR REUS?
Clearly this is nonsense but we are duty-bound to bring you some nonsense just so you don't have to go on the
Metro website and mainline it like crack.
According to SportBild, Arsenal are ready to pay £48m for Marco Reus. That would break the Gunners' transfer record
and Arsene Wenger has repeatedly said he wants no more offensive players but drink it up, people, drink it up.
YOUNG FOR SALE
The Daily Mirror claimed this morning that Tottenham are interested in Ashley Young and now the Manchester
Evening News has gone further and claimed that United 'could let Young leave this summer if they receive a suitable
offer'.
They also claim that Aston Villa are also interested in taking Young back to the Midlands.
REAL RETURN FOR DE GEA
Real Madrid have reportedly reopened negotiations with Manchester United over David de Gea and may complete a
deal in the coming days. De Gea has long been expected to join Real this summer but started for United against
Barcelona over the weekend amid reports the Spanish club would wait to sign him in 12 months' time.
However, Real have now seemingly renewed their efforts to land the goalkeeper after Sergio Ramos decided to stay
at the Bernabeu, ending United's hopes of insisting on the defender being part of a deal for De Gea.
Marca claims the Red Devils have therefore agreed to sell the 24-year-old providing their asking price of 40million
euros (£28.3million) is met.
JUVE TURN TO NASRI
Juventus did appear to be on the verge of signing Julian Draxler from Schalke, but Italian reports suggest that the
Old Lady is reluctant to pay the full £22m for a player they value closer to £15m.
So who will they target instead? Manchester City's Samir Nasri or Real Madrid's Isco, it says here. Don't they know
that Isco will cost them at least £25m?
BARCELONA WANT XV
We have already seen a 'Brendan Rodgers braced for second Barcelona raid for Liverpool star' on the Daily Star
website. The star in question? Alberto Moreno. The report in question? Mundo Deportivo's claim that the left-back is
on a shortlong list of players wanted by the Spanish champions.
The newspaper comes up with a list of 15 names which also includes such Premier League 'stars' as Jan
Vertonghen and Nacho Monreal. This could keep the Metro's Jamie Sanderson busy until lunchtime.
MULLER CORNER
"Thomas Muller is my desired player number one," were the words apparently said by Louis van Gaal to Edward
Woodward. That's according to German publication SportBild, who claim that Manchester United could pay the full
£70.7m for Muller.
But what's this? Bayern Munich CEO Karl-Heinz Rummenigge says: "I have the feeling that Thomas is at Bayern for
life and will never leave. When Thomas one day ends his playing career, we would like to integrate him into the club in
another role. He is totally comfortable in Munich. I do not think that our fans have to worry."
Oh.
LIVERPOOL MOVE FOR ILLARRAMENDI
According to Marca, Liverpool have made an offer for Real Madrid midfielder Asier Illarramendi. But don't get excited
Liverpool fans, neither club nor player is said to be interested. Yet.
Illarramendi started only ten La Liga games last season but is apparently holding out hope that new boss Rafa
Benitez sees him as some kind of Xabi Alonso-type figure who will carry out his detailed instructions to the letter. If
that plan fails, he might be available by the end of August.
ARSENAL IN FOR BUSQUETS
Oh hey there Arsenal fans, skipped breakfast this morning? Well then why don't you come here to feast on some
delicious bulls**t?
Spanish newspaper Sport claims that Arsenal have made Barcelona's Sergio Busquets their No. 1 target this
summer, and that the player might even want a move. We've stopped laughing for long enough to translate their
website story.
'Arsenal coach Arsene Wenger has already given its directors a list of the reinforcements you need and priorities you
have. And here is a player of FC Barcelona,' it begins. 'This is Sergio Busquets, where Arsene Wenger has its sights.'
All fine so far.
'Arsenal are willing to make an economic effort by Sergio Busquets, but now need to know the position of the player,
who wants to stay in Barcelona and the club itself is unwilling to miss a piece like Sergio Busquets. However, Sergio
Busquets acknowledged a few days ago that he understood the position of Pedro wanting to leave.'
Oh just be quiet.
EVERTON WANT HALILOVIC
The future of Barcelona's Alen Halilovic has been discussed in detail over the last few days. Barca are clearly
prepared to loan out the 19-year-old to get him some meaningful first-team experience, with West Ham thought to
be at the front of the queue. The Slaven Bilic connection seemed to make sense.
Mundo Deportivo now report that Everton have joined the race to sign Halilovic, although they mention that it could
be a €10m permanent deal rather than a loan. We'd be very surprised if that happened.
The most likely solution would be a season-long loan to Everton. Let's just hope he can play in central defence.
YOUNG AND HERNANDEZ TO SPURS
Back to England now, and straight to the Daily Mirror. They claim that Crystal Palace's refusal to budge from a £25m
asking price for Yannick Bolasie will force Tottenham to pursue other options. The most obvious alternative seems to
be Ashley Young.
Young was excellent last season for Manchester United, but is now 30. It looks like United's hierarchy aren't prepared
to give him the two-year deal on £120,000 per week that he would like. As we wrote here , that's fully
understandable. If Spurs can offer Young first-team football, why wouldn't he go?
Spurs' ferreting around in the Old Trafford cupboard isn't finished there. The Mirror also report that Emmanuel
Adebayor's exit will allow them to step up their interest in Javier Hernandez. That's all very well, but Louis van Gaal
surely isn't going to let a striker leave unless one comes in.
AND THE REST
Louis van Gaal has backed defender Luke Shaw to recover from his nightmare first season at Manchester United and
prove his worth...Tottenham will open talks with Everton over midfielder James McCarthy...Swansea, Hull and
Nottingham Forest are chasing £1m-rated Southend goalkeeper Daniel Bentley...Unsettled Newcastle skipper
Fabricio Coloccini is a target for Olympiacos...Baggies striker Saido Berahino is not ready to play for Tottenham,
according to ex-West Brom boss Alan Irvine...Villarreal want to sign Tottenham flop Roberto Soldado - but a deal is
some way off...Chris Long has joined Burnley in a £1.5m deal.
Bournemouth boss Eddie Howe is on the verge of making St Etienne wide-man Max Gradel his seventh summer
signing...Swansea are adamant that Ashley Williams is going nowhere as Crystal Palace have been told not to bother
with a £10m bid...West Ham are preparing a £12m move for Fenerbahce striker Moussa Sow...Harry Redknapp is
missing coaching, but has no plans to get involved at newly-promoted Bournemouth...Newcastle's bid for M'Baye
Niang has been rejected by AC Milan...Aston Villa defender Nathan Baker is expected to join Burnley for £2m.
NA WA!!! Man Dies After Drinking 20 Sachets Of Gin In N500 Bet
bet with a woman.
The deceased, said to be a barber, is married with a child and lived along Ngwa Road area of Aba, Abia State.
An eyewitness said the deceased had on the fateful day, gone to a nearby local shop situated within the area to take a
sachet of his usual brand of gin and boosted to the shop owner that he could finish 20 sachets of the drink.
This was said to have led to an argument between the deceased and the shop owner and other customers in the shop
that morning.
The argument, it was learned, reached a stage where the deceased deposited N500 and the shop owner also placed her
own N500 in a bet.
The deceased was then provided with the sachet drinks for consumption.
It was gathered that he successfully consumed the 20 sachets of dry gin and went away with the bet money.
The deceased was said to have left his barbing salon earlier that day to his house when he started feeling some pains
in his stomach and asked his wife to put on their sitting room ceiling fan and sat directly beneath it.
When his condition got worse, his wife asked him what the problem was.
A source said the deceased told his wife he was okay, but just needed rest.
I Pray I Don’t Die SIngle – Kiss Daniel
Tuesday, July 28, 2015
[PHOTOS] Yemi Alade Shows Off Her Love For Corn
[PHOTO] Check Out Flavour In This Epic Throwback Picture
Popular Nigerian singer, Flavour has shared a picture of himself when he was a child and we are so in love with it.
[PHOTOS] Jim Iyke Shows Off His Multi-million Naira Burgeon Global Headquarters In Abuja
The actor took to Instagram to show off the corporate headquarters in Abuja with a sneak peek of the massive building.
He captioned the post:
“#Excited. Finally setting up #Burgeon Global corporate headquarters. It’s all coming together folks!
#ThanksForAllYourSupport #BurgeonForever #GladysBoi#AbujaBizLife.”
More photos below:
Monday, July 27, 2015
Photos : Satanists Install New Statue Of Satan , Baphomet Sculpture In Detroit, Christians Protest
A very ugly looking golden sculpture of a monster with two horns, and wings has been unveiled in the city of Detroit Michigan.The ugly satanic sculpture with a man’s body and a goat’s head has beside it a young girl and boy who pose in adoration on both sides.
While unveiling the sculpture of the horrible beast, Satanists cheered:”Hail Satan” as many fanatics rushed to the scene to snap photos with it.
The successful installation of this satanic sculpture has sparked outrage among Christians in Detroit.
Christian protesters took to the streets of Detroit, shouting Blood of Jesus to denounce the occultic symbol that has just been installed in a secret location in the city.
The location of the winged Baphomet sculpture was unveiled at the last moment to Satanists and supporters who bought ticket to witness the unveiling ceremony that held at an industrial complex near Detroit River on Saturday the 25th of July 2015.
See more photos of the new Satanic sculpture installed in Detroit below
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